Ok, seriously… Do you know what today is? No? Yeah, I usually couldn’t tell you the date either.
Once, when I was in high school I was in a wrestling tournament. I was going against this other guy… he was HUGE and incredibly strong and probably using performance enhancing drugs. Ok, probably not huge or really all that strong or on anything. But, it makes me look better in this story so let’s just pretend. Anyways, he picked me up off the mat… he had hold of me from behind around the waist with both arms trapped by my side… he lifted me up really high and then pretty much tried to punch a hole in the mat with my skull. I don’t remember a whole lot after that… some blurry images of horrified mat maids (those are wrestling cheerleader… yes, really. It was Oklahoma.) Then, the next thing I can remember was the trainer shining a light in my eyes and I was laying down in the stands of the gym. The first question they asked me was, “What’s today’s date?”
I was all, “Are you serious? I have no idea. But I had no idea before my brain got turned into jello.” But, seeing as how my brain actually was jello, I probably really said something like, “Uhhh… Grr. Schmrble Flruble… What was the question? Advil. I need Advil.”
But, I digress, where was I?
Oh, the date… today is May 24. That means that we haven’t put anything up on this here blog for nearly a full month. That’s pathetic. So, I hereby duly declare the next 30 days the 30 Days of Catching Up and Getting Back on the Ball.
Hold us to it.
